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Success in Life Does Not Involve MONEY 

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$ 13.90

HOORAY! I Found My Keys This Morning ! 

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$ 9.90

Shields Up! Red Alert ! 

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$ 13.90

PROfessional CRASTINATOR 

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$ 13.90

My Best Friend is a CHIHUAHUA 

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$ 13.90

My Best Friend is a PUG 

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$ 13.90

Vacations Are Proof of Einstein's Theory - A Week of Vacation Is MUCH Shorter Than A Week of Work 

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$ 12.40

It's not a coincidence that the words LAWYER and LIAR sound so much alike 

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$ 9.90

I'm not looking for a free ride, just a smooth one 

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$ 13.90

Sometimes My Train of Thought Gets DERAILED 

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I was going to give you a piece of my mind but I decided to keep it all for myself 

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$ 9.90

A friend of mine went to JAIL and all I got was this lousy T-shirt 

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$ 12.90

Instant Person Just Add COFFEE 

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$ 13.90

13 is considered unlucky because parents realize that at 13 their CHILDREN become TEENAGERS 

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$ 9.90

E = I x R, It's the Law 

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$ 9.90

Friends Don't Let Friends Use Dialup 

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$ 9.90